jese chote se darwaje me bhes fas gai hai"
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"Aaj ek ladki ka status pd kar mera dimag hi sun ho gya,
usne likha tha, na me shadi karungi, or na apne baccho ko karne dungi"
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"Pehle mohhbat andhi thi, lekin ab usne ilaz karva liya hai,
ab mohhbat surat bhi dekhti hai, or bank balance bhi"
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"hum kis kis ka naam le apni barbadi me, kyuki bahot se log aaye the dua dena hmari shadi me"
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"jab mukkdar ka dhila ho pjama, tab gadhe ko bnana padta hai baap, or bandar ko bnana padta hai mama"
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"Aaj ka gyan - jb paap ka gda bhar jaye to gda htakar drm lga dena chahiye,
sudharna to hai nahi"
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"kal us lake ko rah par pit te dekha, jiska status tha, tum waha khde hote hai jaha matter bde hote hai"
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"Aaj ka gyan apni tarif swm kre,
burai karne ke liye to jmana hai hi"
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"Bharat me sabse bda andhvishwas - ladke ki shadi karva do veh sudhar jayega"
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"kal net khatm hua to pta chala ghar me do din se mosi aai hui hai"
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"Andheri raat ko, nadi k kinare,
aasman ke chamkte taro k niche bethe Ramu ne apne premika se kaha,
e Sushma vidi piyegi kya..?"
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"Pyaz Petrol ka to jese tese jhel rahe hai, agar kisi ne chai ke daam badaye, to laase bicha denge laase"
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"Darpok hote hai vo log jo online aane se darte hai,
sala jigar chahiye time barbad karne ke liye"
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"ek baat aaj tak smj nahi aai, kapde ka kaccha rang, dusre kapde par lgkar pakka kyu ho jata hai"
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"har mota insan aksar yahi sochta hai ki esa kya khaye jis se ki patla ho jau,
dyan dijiye, sochta vo khane ka hi hai"
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"kuch ladkiya to itni patli hoti hai ki 'macchar ko bhi dya aa jaye or vo bole veby khus laya hu tere liye, piyegi"
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"Me abhi bhi single hi hum, lekin pta nahi itne pyar wale status dimag me kaha se aate hai"
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"Moot or mohhbat u hi badnam hai, jindgi me asli drd "slow internet" deta hai"
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"Kuch logo ki mohhbat bhi sarkari hoti hai, na to file aage badti hai, na hi mamla bnd hota hai"
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"Kafi dino se ek baat dimag me gum rahi hai, kashti waha pahuchi kese jaha pani km tha, chalo pahuchi to pahuchi lekin, dubi kese jb pani hi km tha..?"
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